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"Generally Badass" Paleo Cookbook

To be a badass, you have to eat right but that doesn't mean you shouldn't eat well.  Our resident "generally badass" gourmands/athletes share recipes and preparation tips here.  Pay attention -- food is important!  But that doesn't mean it can't be fun...

 

Friday
Jul232010

Crockpot Huevos con Chorizo

It's summer. It's hot. The idea of turning the stove on is pure torture, let alone standing over it.  But a badass still has to eat, and sometimes that badass needs some protein.  Especially early in the morning.  Enter my favorite overnight crockpot recipe.

 

Ingredients:

  • 1-lb pork or beef chorizo
  • 8-10 eggs
  • 1 - bell pepper
  • 1 - onion
  • 1 - small tomato
  • 2 cloves or  2 tbsp minced garlic
  • Cheese, optional
  • Salt and pepper to taste

 

Remove the chorizo from the casing and chop into bits.  Chop your bell pepper, onion, tomato and garlic.  Throw all the ingredients into the crockpot. 

Beat the eggs in a bowl.  Add salt, pepper or any other spice you may want.  Pour on top of ingredients in crock pot.  If you want to use cheese, add it now.  Mix ingredients together.

Cook on low for 6-8 hours, or warm for 8-10.

Wake up, enjoy the smell of breakfast already made, and serve.  Garnish with avocado if you're lucky.

Sunday
Jun202010

Curb Market Salad

So it's summer, your local farmer's market is brimming with juicy tomatoes and sweet cucumbers, basil, the like. But it's friggin hot, and you don't want to do much cooking. Whala! The salad of champions, for you:

Curbmarket Salad
Adapted from Smitten Kitchen who adapted hers from The New Spanish Table

Makes enough for 2-4 good lunches, depending on how much you eat.

3 large chicken breasts, already grilled/baked and cut into bite size pieces
2 garlic cloves, chopped
1 large pinch of coarse salt (Kosher or sea)
1 small pinch of cumin seeds
3 tablespoons sherry vinegar
1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 2/3 pounds very ripe but firm tomatoes, cut into 3/4-inch cubes
2 small Kirby (pickling) cucumbers, cored, seeded and diced
1/2 cup finely chopped white onion
1/2 cup seedless green grapes, cut in half
About 1/2 cup slivered fresh mint or basil (optional)

1. Place the garlic, salt, and cumin in a mortar (or cuisinart) and, using a pestle, mash them into a paste. Dump the paste into a medium bowl, add the vinegar and olive oil and whiskit all together well.

4. Place the chicken, cucumbers, onion, grapes, and mint, if using, in a large bowl and toss to mix. Add the dressing to the salad and toss to combine well.

So easy, refreshing, and cooking-free for these 100 degree days!

Sunday
Jun202010

Meal Shake #2

This is a little more hard core but I think you can handle it. Try it before you write it off as extreme.


Savory Shake

1 cup vegetable juice
2-4 oz cooked beef or beef/pork mix
2 pasturized eggs (see recipe below)
3-6 oz coconut milk
Dash Worchestershire sauce
Seasoned salt to taste

Blend and enjoy. Add a couple ice cubes if you want it good and cold. It's a little grainy/chunky but tastes great. Essentially, it's soup in a glass. Again, chew thoroughly.

Thursday
Jun102010

Paleo Meal Replacement Shake

So you just can't give up the smoothies, eh? No need, really. Smoothies are a nice change of pace from solid food and if you're on a mass gain program they can save your sanity from all that eating and chewing. I've made several different versions that I'll put up one at a time. Numero Uno:

 

This is a meal in a glass. Lots of protein, a moderate amount of low GI carbs and plenty of fat. Make it ahead and grab on the way out the door in the morning, if you can wait that long.

3/4 cup V8 Fusion juice blend
1/2 cup cold water
3/4 cup frozen berry blend (or fresh berries and a couple ice cubes)
3-5 pasturized raw eggs (*see below)
1/2 cup coconut milk
dash of cinnamon

Blend. That's it.

Drink slowly, chew thoroughly. Seriously. The digestive process begins with the action of your saliva on what you eat. Take your time and enjoy. These are not something you want to lean on since liquid calories are absorbed more easily than the same foods eaten whole.Think 2-4 meals a week.

We're using eggs because: 1) they're excellent quality, well balanced protein and 2) they're whole and "original", that is, not processed, powdered, liquefied, reconstituted [expletive]. You know, food.

Now, before anybody jumps my frame because this isn't strictly according to Hoyle - "Paleo man didn't have a blender" - remember, we're replicating Paleolithic eating with modern foods for our current way of life. Paleo man didn't go to the bathroom indoors either but I'm not willing to go that authentic.

*Pasteurized eggs - You can buy them or make them. Very easy. If I can do it, anybody can. Pasteurizing kills all the bacteria including salmonella and renders the still raw egg safe to eat.

Wednesday
May122010

Red Wine Braised Short Ribs

This delicious recipe comes from a non-paleo source: Food and Wine Magazine! Well, Tom Valenti via F&W. Tom owns Ouest on the upper west side in New York City. I believe I've been, though it was so long ago now that I could be making it up. Anyhow, you don't care about that. On to the recipe!

Ingredients:

  1. olive oil
  2. 6 pounds meaty beef short ribs on the bone (I used less and it was still delicious!)
  3. Salt and freshly ground pepper
  4. 2 celery ribs, coarsely chopped (I didn't have these, they're not necessary but would be good)
  5. 1 carrot, coarsely chopped
  6. 1 large onion,coarsely chopped
  7. 3/4 of a small can of tomato paste (or if you're using a tube, approx. 1/2 cup)
  8. 5 thyme sprigs (I used dried thyme, bad paleo gal!)
  9. 3 anchovy fillets, chopped (Totally forgot to get this ingredient, will try it next time, but it's not necessary)
  10. 1 bay leaf (You want to get a Turkish/Imported bay leaf for this. The American bay leafs are too strong and start your dish tasting like Eucalyptus)
  11. 1 head of garlic, halved crosswise
  12. 1 quart chicken stock or canned low-sodium broth
  13. 2 cups dry red wine
  14. 1/3 cup white vinegar

Directions:

  1.  Preheat oven to 325°.
  2. Heat approx. 2T of olive oil in a large enameled cast-iron casserole. Season the ribs with salt and pepper. Add half of the short ribs to the casserole and cook over moderately high heat until browned, about 6 minutes. Transfer the ribs to a plate. Repeat with 2T oil and ribs.
  3. Add the celery, carrot and onion to the casserole and cook over moderate heat until softened.
  4. Add the tomato paste to the mixture and stir about two minutes.
  5. Add the thyme sprigs, anchovies, bay leaf and garlic and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes.
  6. Add the stock, wine and vinegar and bring to a boil. Return the short ribs to the casserole, then cover them and braise (aka cook) in the oven until the meat is very tender, about 3 hours.

Tricia and I ate this over riced cauliflower, and it was good! I can't wait to eat more for lunch today :)